Instrumental
Oh [D]whoa… Oh [Em]whoa… (3x)

Refrain
Everybody was [D]kung-fu fighting, (Huh!)
Those kicks were [Em]fast as lighting;
In fact it was a [D]little bit frightening, (Yeah, yeah!)
But they fought with [Em]expert timing.

Strophe 1
They were [D]funky china men, from [Em]funky china town,
They were [D]chopping men up, they were [Em]chopping men down;
It’s an [D]ancient chinese art and every[Em]body knew their part,
From a [D]fainting to a slip and a [Em]kicking from the hip.

Strophe 2
There was [D]funky Billy Chen and [Em]little Sammy Chong,
He said, here [D]comes the big boss! (Where?) lets [Em]get it on;
We took them [D]all and made a stand, started [Em]swaying with the hands,
Sudden [D]motion made me skip, now we’re in[Em]to a brand new trick.

Pont
Oh [D]whoa… (Hah!) Oh [Em]whoa… (Hah!) (3x)